How to make
1 1/2 oz quality Vodka
4 oz RED PONY BLOODY MARY MIX
2 spears of Hot & Spicy Pickled Asparagus
1 celery stick
1 Lime wheel
(Other garnishes optional and unlimited)

Pour vodka into a highball collins glass, top with RED PONY BLOODY MARY MIX, stir with celery stick, garnish with asparagus, celery, and lime wheel.
Enjoy!